Bitchy-fied.

I have been bitchy-fied by force!

Fuck her seriously.

I'm pissed off with her.

I can't believe her parents produced something so useless as her.

Argh! She's getting me piss-ier by the moment.. =.=

I think if you live with her you'd want to slap her at every chance you get.

Let me give you an example of what she can be like. I shall write down her routine since last last Friday after 5pm.

Fyi, I'm not gonna exaggerate one bit about everything that I'm gonna type here so don't say to me that I'm exaggerating..

Her last bath was on Thursday night.

Friday.

She got back from school, sat down and used the computer. Downloaded her korean movies and transfers them into her mp4 and then lies down on the bed to watch. I went out at around 7 and when I came back around 9 she's still on the bed. No dinner no bath.

Saturday.

I woke up around 11 and I started to used to the comp. Bla bla bla.. She woke up at 2pm and can't really remember what she did but didn't go out of the house and no bath. Yada yada yada there goes the day.

Sunday.

She slept through the whole freaking day!? She woke up at 6.30pm! You know what she's good at? She's good at wasting time. I mean.. Okay, I'm her nobody to mingle in her business but it's so aggravating to see her living in the same house as me. My eyes hurt just looking at her. Oh she finally took her bath today at 12am and slept at 1. Geng.

YAH!

The worst thing of all she always take my things and uses as she likes. WTF. Especially my earphones! I gave her one already and she still keeps using the one I always uses. HELOO! GO GET YOUR OWN FREAKING EARPHONES, HANGERS, KNIFE,BOWLS, etc.

Also,

She always does not do the dishes and whenever I wanna make mine I have to make her wash the dishes and then you know what. That day, when she finished washing her stuff I went to make my dinner and you know what I saw?

ONE FREAKING PAIR OF CHOPSTICKS I USED AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN HELP ME WASH? WTF! JUST ONE FUCKING PAIR OF CHOPSTICKS..!

DIU NIA SING MA CHAU HAI AH!

Do you know how annoying that feeling is?

I refrain from saying bad words on an ordinary basis but this is no ordinary basis!

All bad words just keep flowing out of my mouth when it comes to her..

Her bloody fucking petty actions are what drives me crazy!

OMG.

I've got loads more to complain about this bitch and it's so hard to even express it.

!@#$%^&*@#$%^&*@#$%^&*!!

I wonder how did she live her life for the past 19 years?

She's an embarrassment to her parents. Like seriously.

If my mom ever saw me like her I think she'd dump me into the rives and say goodbye to me forever than to see an eyesore growing up to be a failure. If i were my mom I'd do the same damn thing.

Well, she's suffering in her own ways anyways.
Can't help it with her shit face attitude.

She doesn't have much friends and people tend to stay away from her.

I would if she weren't staying in the same house as me.

I don't think I can even be calling her my friend.

Hmmm...

While I was in the shower this came to me..

Once upon a time, in a place called Alison's room, lived a very distant relative of vampires.

Some have black and white stripes on their abdomens and some don't, they are small in sizes, weigh about 1 gram each and the most significant part of these creatures are that they secretly SUCK blood. FREEEEEESH BLOOOOOOOOD.

They dwell in hidden corners and reproduce in places with water. Once the weather turns hot, these baby pests pop out of their egg shells crying "I'M HUNGRY! MOMMMY! I'M HUNGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!"

Yup my friends, these annoying little rascals are what society knows them as MOSQUITOS! Their nose/trunk/mouth/whatever you call it is like a straw. A very very sharp straw which pokes through your skin.

HELLOOOOO? What do you do with your straw? YES YOU SUCK WITH IT!

Not only do they fill their tummy with my precious B type blood, they FREAKING LEAVE the evidential mark of a red bump that as it grows, it itches. Plus, they make you use your valueble energy that you save for other better purposes to scratch it. Not just a scratch. It's scratches that makes you curse those little bloody vampires!

The end.



:D

that's the end!


seriously the end!


what are you waiting for?

THE END!


END OF THE STORY!



WOOOHOOO!!!



oh right!

If you people are wondering if I'm still gonna go..
Yes. I'm gonna go!
Nothing is stopping me as of this moment.


:)


I will dearly pray for peace and calmness throughout Japan. Do it together with me..


one more thing./

For those Malaysians who have hmmm...
no compassionate words to be said you can keep it to yourself.
We don't wanna hear it on CNN anymore.


Bye~

see you real soooooooooooooooooon!

For bye bye party... :D

Welcome!
You have been redirected from www.facebook.com..
Thank you for being so patient... :)

I hope the 26th of March is okay for you guys... I can't do any other days as you guys will be either working or studying or busy.. It's a Saturday night so even if you sleep late you won't wither the next day. :D I'll be leaving to Japan on the 3rd of April. It's a Sunday night flight at 11.50pm. close to midnight.

So for the bye bye party..
I need your votes and help as well..
So we need to discuss!

FOOD!

shall it be..

a) Steamboat
b) BBQ
c) normal fried noodles, pizza, fried rice, curry chicken.. bla bla bla
d) open to suggestions..


If we opt for....

a) steamboat

- I'll need extra portable stoves. Does anyone have one? :D
- Might need another extra table. Does anyone have one? :D
- Might need extra chairs. Boleh pinjam? :D
- Problem pending...

b) BBQ

- I have no charcoal griller...? Anyone have extraaaaaaaaaaaass?
- I don't have pokey pokey thing also!
- I have insufficient tongs. Thongs? Those kiap kiap utensil..
- Charcoal.. Okay this one I can buy.. hahaha
- Problem pending...

c) normal fried noodles, pizza, fried rice, curry chicken.. bla bla bla

- I only have one mother. :(
- She only has two hands. :(
- Unless someone wants to help.. :)
- Problem pending. :D

d) open to suggestions

- I don't know what's on your mind yet.
- So...
- Problem pending..



Next up is..
Is it possible if every 3 person brings a bottle of drink?

and then...

It's okay if you want to bring anyone along..
As long as you tell me like 2 days in advance so that I can prepare food..

:D


My house is open for stayovers as well but I have limited matress. BRING YOUR OWN! or if you don't mind sharing the sofa with my dog or sleeping on the floor..

*NOTE My bed might be off limits. Treat me nice and I shall share... Thank you.

*WARNING! If you decide to sleep with my dog just don't touch any pillow/blanket/bolster around him.. Or if he's sleeping near me.. Don't touch anything near me including me... he might bite you!.. :D


If i'm missing anything please drop a comment on the FB event page so that everyone can view it and comment on it.. :D


Terima Kasih..
Manyak- manyak..

Just me

Recently,

I think I increased my level of doing stupid, silly and pointless things.

I won't tell you every thing I did but... maybe one so that you can imagine what I mean by stupid, silly and pointless..

I recorded myself doing tongue twisters with different slangs and speed.

=.=





See what I mean by stupid, silly and pointless?

Egg-sagged-ly..


Anyways, this post is just a post so that my blog will have a new post on it's front page. Finally one from MARCH!

Only another 23 days left...!
The Jitters are coming..


D.O.M! Dirty Old Men!


Bye then!

Another Video~

Wooohooo~!


Yes!! It's all you've been waiting for!
Another pointless, meaningless, lifeless video that entertains~


:D


Since I was visitting granny and the wheelchair was left unattented, I kinda pity how lonesome it was becoming. So since I'm such a nice person, I kept it company for a wee bit 5 minutes or so?

Okay la..
I'm not telling the truth..
I sat on it more than 10 minutes...


=.=


Why must you make me be so honest!
Someone should award me with the most honest blogger award!


Enough small talk!


On to the video~




Okay..

Thanks..

Bye.

Jello-ish

For one whole yesterday, I have been puking since the morning.. Anything I ate or drank would automatically come out in a matter of 10 to 15 minutes.. Wooohooo! How fun is that!

SO TOTALLY NOT FUN!

I hope this does not happen to anyone cause the feeling seriously sucks big time! Urghh~ It makes your legs go wobbly, then you feel that your hands belong to someone else and plus the dizziness in your head feels like you've been head banging for the past 10 years!

So in conclusion it makes you feel like Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate a.k.a. Bob from Monsters Vs. Aliens in a more sickly than happy way..

Here's a pic of how happy, pervy Bob looks like..

On second thought, I think I feel more like his lime green jello friend~
Say Hellllllllllo! :D

And here's a picture of a puking Bob~

Yeah, I'm quite aware that my drawings are ugly~ But who cares! :)


P.S.: While I was typing this, I went to feed Pico his kibbles, and while I was doing so, I accidentally poured the kibbles on to the floor and thus having to use the insufficient energy that I have to clean it up!

SO MUCH PRECIOUS ENERGY WASTEEEEEEEEEEED!


*Note to self: Make sure you close the container properly before you pick it up STUPID!